Bua Baan Thai Massage

Bua Baan Massage in Carlton North offers primarily Thai providers, the shop is located in a busy suburban street. The massage therapists provide erotic massage, body slides and more, with feedback drawn from recent TNT reviews – read the full reviews on thenakedtruth.reviews.

Communication and customer interaction

• 
  

  Walk‑ins commonly accepted, with occasional advance bookings by text or tram‑drop‑in.

  
  


• 
  

  Basic small talk in the room; some providers more business like, others chatty and flirty.

  
  


• 
  

  English ranges from functional to good, enough to negotiate extras and have simple conversation.

  
  

Venue location, accessibility, atmosphere and cleanliness

• 
  

  Street‑front shop with large glass frontage where masseuses sit at the desk and can be seen from outside.

  
  


• 
  

  Interior rooms are simple and dimly lit, usually with a mattress or doona on the floor rather than a table.

  
  


• 
  

  Overall vibe is functional rather than luxurious, but generally kept tidy and suitable for short sessions.

  
  

Facilities and amenities

• 
  

  Rooms equipped with floor mattresses, towels and basic heating; no mention of in‑room showers.

  
  


• 
  

  Hot towels and wet wipes commonly used for cleanup at the end of sessions.

  
  


• 
  

  Layout allows quick access from front reception to rear rooms, typical of older inner‑city shops.

  
  

Providers

• 
  

  Thai massage therapists, with ages mostly mid 20s to late 30s.

  
  


• 
  

  Varied masseurs from very slim size‑4 spinners to curvy builds.

  
  


• 
  

  Looks range from girl‑next‑door and Eurasian‑looking through to heavily enhanced “barbie” style, with few tattoos reported.

  
  

Services and experience

• 
  

  Massages range from basic to quite decent, often more sensual than strongly therapeutic.

  
  


• 
  

  Extras on offer include hand relief, nude hand relief, body slides and full service, depending on the provider.

  
  


• 
  

  Sessions can feel “vanilla but not bad” with limited intimacy, while others include strong teasing, body‑to‑body slides and FS.

  
  

Pricing and extras

• 
  

  Base fees commonly $55 for 30 minute bookings.and $85 for 60 minute bookings.

  
  


• 
  

  Extras usually $100–$300 depending on provider and service level, with standard tiered menus (HJ, NHJ, BS, CBJ, FS).

  
  


• 
  

  Some upselling from body slide reported; prices sometimes negotiated down slightly for bundled extras.

  
  

Service flow and timing

• 
  

  Typical pattern is 10–30 minutes of massage before discussion of extras and main erotic activities.

  
  


• 
  

  Most bookings run close to the paid time, with some providers finishing with extra massage or head rubs.

  
  


• 
  

  Late‑evening visits may see lighter massage or shorter tease if staff are covering shifts or close to closing time.

  
  

Overall customer experience

• 
  

  Reviews describe a wide range of experiences from “perfunctory but okay” through to “good time, no regrets”.

  
  


• 
  

  Chemistry and boundaries differ strongly by masseuse, so punters often recommend particular girls rather than the venue as a whole.

  
  


• 
  

  Many reviewers are open to returning to try different providers, while only “maybe” returning to specific masseuses.

  
  

Quotes

• 
  

  “Massage was ok, nothing to rave about, a bit vanilla but not bad.”

  
  


• 
  

  “A good time was had with a Eurasian‑looking young Thai masseuse who cleverly upsold a body slide.”

  
  


• 
  

  “Finished with some decent massage – actually good – after the main action.”

  
  


• 
  

  “Room was neat, tidy and functional with just the bare minimum needed in an RnT room.”

  
  


• 
  

  “Body slide was awesome with real body‑to‑body contact and sexy moaning.”

  
  


• 
  

  “Extras menu ran from hand relief through to full service with prices stepped all the way up.”

  
  


• 
  

  “Service was adequate.”

  
  


• 
  

  “She remembered me from a few years ago and seemed happy enough to see me again.”

  
  


• 
  

  “She looked fantastic, very slim with a proportionate shape.”

  
  


• 
  

  “Not cheap, but a good session overall and would recommend specific providers to others.”