Aloha Massage Retreat

Communication and customer interaction

• Booking is primarily done via text messaging with prompt responses reported.


• The venue provides rosters on request, sometimes with photos of providers.


• Reception staff are described as friendly and familiar with repeat customers.


• Some reviewers receive unsolicited texts occasionally, often promoting new or returning providers.


• Payment is typically made upfront at reception before proceeding to the room.

Venue location, accessibility, atmosphere and cleanliness

• The shop has a rear entrance accessed by a ramp; some mentions of a back door and discreet entry.


• Parking is available behind the building, described as limited but generally adequate; street parking nearby is also mentioned.


• The venue interior is described as clean, neat, and well-maintained with a spa or day spa-like atmosphere, including ocean or beach-themed decor in some rooms.

Facilities and amenities

• Rooms are spacious with professional massage tables, couches, showers, and sinks.


• Mirrors are present in rooms, sometimes multiple vertical mirrors.


• Showers are routinely offered to customers and used by providers.


• Towels and massage oils are of good quality, with warm oil commonly used.


• Providers sometimes offer complimentary water bottles.


• Room privacy is maintained with closed doors.

Providers

• Providers are predominantly Caucasian, Australian, European, and mixed race, with some African and Latina reported.


• Age range mostly mid-20s to early 30s, with some providers in their late 30s to early 40s.


• Personal hygiene is generally consistent and good across providers.

Services and experience

• Standard service includes a sensual massage with oil, usually incorporating bodyslides.


• Extras commonly include nude hand relief, mutual touching and oral.  Full service is occasionally reported, not usually on first visit.


• Massage quality varies from average to very good, often described as sensual and relaxing rather than firm or remedial.


• Providers typically engage well, with some described as chatty and friendly, others more shy or quiet.


• Service routines are generally consistent, with some providers having set routines and others more flexible.

Pricing and extras

• Entry cost typically ranges from $85 to $110 for 45 to 60 minutes, with $100 being the most common base price for one hour.


• Extras vary widely: $50 to $150 for more common extras and up to $350 for full service.


• Payment is mostly cash upfront at reception.

Service flow and timing

• Wait times for bookings are generally minimal; punctuality is commonly reported.


• Walk-ins may experience short waits depending on availability.


• Sessions usually run full time; some reports of sessions ending slightly early but not frequently.


• Interruptions during service are rare; providers typically stay for the full session without leaving to serve others.

Overall customer experience

• Background music is present in some rooms, described as chill or relaxing.


• English proficiency of staff and providers is generally good; some providers are chatty and engage in conversation.


• The venue is described as busy at times but service quality remains consistent.


• Most reviewers express willingness to return to the venue and recommend it to others.

Quotes

• "Communication always easy with this mob."


• "The venue is clean and well equipped, looks like a legit massage shop."


• "Rooms are spacious with showers and professional massage tables."


• "Providers are generally friendly, chatty, and professional."


• "Standard service includes sensual massage with oil and body slides."


• "Extras pricing can be high but the quality of service is generally good."


• "Sessions run full time with minimal interruptions."


• "The venue has a discreet rear entrance and parking behind the building."