996 Sydney Road Massage – 996 Sydney Road, Coburg North offers basic RnT sessions with older Chinese/Asian providers in a rundown roadside shop. Read the full reviews, feedback, and graphs on The Naked Truth.
Communication
- Knock/bell entry with language barrier delays.
- Gesture-based extras negotiation ($50 HJ standard).
- Limited English but friendly post-service veggie garden chats.
Venue
- Busy Sydney Road front with risky 20-second waits.
- Tiny rooms, bad lighting, cluttered rear junkyard.
- Back door exit through discarded appliances and gardens.
Facilities
- Basic tables with disposable sheets and heaters.
- Warm oil, washcloths for crack cleanup provided.
- EFTPOS rare in such budget setups.
Providers
Services
- Decent 20-30 minute back/leg/butt massage with oil.
- $50 HJ includes prostate work, slow technique, no jackhammer.
Pricing
- 30 minutes $50
- $50 extras, cash.
- Solid budget VFM despite venue drawbacks.
Service Flow
- Strip to oil massage with butt focus.
- Flip prompts gesture extras, delivery with play.
- Towel cleanup and arm massage completes short sessions.
Overall Experience
- Coburg North budget punt for no-frills mature service.
- Curiosity spot rather than repeat destination.
- Back entry essential; avoid front during traffic peaks.
Quotes
- "Pretty decent place, rundown from out the front but cheap massage."
- "Started off with decent message, pretty strong hands went for about 20 mins."
- "Started the massage with a good cover of oil."